this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
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It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
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I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
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