And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
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How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
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My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Randomize