In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
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Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
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She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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