I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
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Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
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She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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