Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Randomize