you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
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Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
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Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
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