I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
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Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
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Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
so much tequila, so little girl.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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