This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
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Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
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not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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