i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
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Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
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Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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