we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
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omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
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Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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