You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
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i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
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I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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