nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
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I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
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Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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