Ofcourse this rediculous text is from my area code, only someone in fucking Palm Bay would have a problem with morning sex. Whoever you are I hope it was opposite day otherwise just don't have sex, your not worthy.
morning, noon, or night...I ain't turning it down. The time of day makes no difference at all. Other than the fact that you can see better in the daylight...especially at the beach!
If morning sex isn't great for you, then you need counseling! I'm a girl, and quite frankly, dirty dirty morning sex is the greatest thing since sliced bread. Heyyyyy!
youre CRAZY if you dont like morning sex. the first thing i think about when i wake up is riding my boyfriends dick and when hes next to me its usually what i do wake up to haha
Screw off, you whinny little prick. At least you're getting laid! Some of us old, married farts haven't gotten any in months...guess what you got to look forward to in your old age! She was a sex machine 30 years ago...now she's just plain broken down.
People who "don't get" this text...it's funny because he's saying he fucked her that morning, not the previous night. He apparently tried all night to fuck her...failed...somehow slept with her anyhow, but didn't do her until the morning...it's a strange and funny situation. And yes, I agree...morning sex is better than life itself.
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