who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
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I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
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Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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