My entire life is one complicated drinking game
Did you just see the Batmobile???
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
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I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
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The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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