is wine microwaveable?
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
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You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
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So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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