420 ftw
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
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honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
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I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
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