I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
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of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
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She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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