well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
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gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
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Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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