I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
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You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
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She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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