either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
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I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
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we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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