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  I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?

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• Only 7? And in an entire weekend? I've done over 7 in a single night without even trying. And probably more... Sorry, but not impressed little guy. *If the OP is a chick, then this is acceptable* Unless said girl is from Chico. We hold our women to a high standard of handling booze and making poor life decisions. Come to Chico and you'll find out. We Pre-Party harder than you Regular Party.. Cheers

  Submitted by DonkeyLipps on Mar 25, 12 at 3:32pm

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• Oh my gracious, seven whole different types of alcohol, in only two or three days! However did you make it through?!

  Submitted by greenjellybeans on Mar 25, 12 at 3:57pm

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• Op could be a youngster? No?

  Submitted by Donotdiscard on Mar 25, 12 at 6:40pm

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• As your liver...fuuuuuckkk

  Submitted by pnr on Mar 25, 12 at 2:10pm

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• You are dying; just slowly.

  Submitted by cfreymarc on Mar 25, 12 at 2:02pm

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• Your liver's like leather.

  Submitted by omgwat on Mar 25, 12 at 2:56pm

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• I've consumed seven in one night man up.

  Submitted by mfuji003 on Mar 27, 12 at 9:57am

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• DonkeyLipps is the big guy on campus. whoop di doo.

  Submitted by scruffles on Jul 24, 12 at 1:04am

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• well a long island is 5....

  Submitted by caffery on Mar 27, 12 at 8:25pm

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• BTW, who gives a fuck about their livers? Well you shouldn't because it's the only organ in your body that regenerates. So don't be afraid to go out and fuck it up some. It'll fix itself in no time! True Story LEGENDARY

  Submitted by DonkeyLipps on Mar 25, 12 at 3:39pm

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• Your liver is going to be nervous the next time you drink

  Submitted by LTizzle12 on Mar 26, 12 at 1:47am

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