No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
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Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
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Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
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