Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
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Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
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We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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