It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
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about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
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Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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