Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
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If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
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things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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