This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
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Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
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Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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