I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
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I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
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In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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