If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
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Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
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I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
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