O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
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She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
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You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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