He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
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Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
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No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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