420 ftw
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
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