the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
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I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
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how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
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I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
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