i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
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my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
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Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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