Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
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we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
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I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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