i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
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his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
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Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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