We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
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So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
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Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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