And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
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the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
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Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
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