This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
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the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
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Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Pooping to opera.
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