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  • Submitted by ColoroutofSpacr on May 1, 10 at 5:35pm

    Girls... Chances are, there is a million guys in your town that will fuck you, you don't need a vibrator. Just knock on my door. A vibrator might be more pleasing, though...

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      Submitted by Siress on May 1, 10 at 7:55pm

      haha, voted up for the cold honesty.

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      Submitted by xsaint on May 3, 10 at 12:05am

      a vibrator is not a dildo.. it serves a different purpose and results in a different orgasm.

  • Submitted by tommymeade5 on May 1, 10 at 3:16pm

    I think I want to marry you

  • Submitted by klangford on May 1, 10 at 9:41pm

    You have either an old ass calculator or a tiny ass vibrator

  • Submitted by MECKS on May 1, 10 at 3:32pm

    What the hell ahahahaha

  • Submitted by jackdot21 on May 1, 10 at 11:07pm

    Actually some really good vibes take AAA batteries which is the same as my graphing calc.

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    Submitted by missjesika on May 1, 10 at 4:09pm

    One of my favorites hahaha

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 10 at 7:30pm

    I could get to like this girl!

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    Submitted by jbubbya on May 1, 10 at 10:38pm

    Love it. My kind of girl.

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    Submitted by Michguy on May 1, 10 at 3:33pm

    Small vibe if it uses the same batteries

  • 80 72
    Submitted by uhateme on May 1, 10 at 4:32pm

    Leave em n just call me hehehe!

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    Submitted by magic_medicine on May 1, 10 at 9:25pm

    Hahaha hell yeah. Thursday baby!

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    Submitted by gutsout on May 1, 10 at 3:36pm

    Ahah I like this one.

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    Submitted by max420weed on May 2, 10 at 12:19am

    in soviet russia term semester isn't over until you take batteries out of vibrater and put them back into calculator

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    Submitted by mae on May 1, 10 at 8:55pm

    Cfreymarc, wtf do u mean "eeewww"...

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    Submitted by MECKS on May 1, 10 at 3:34pm

    I hope FSG is a female 8o

  • 69 86
    Submitted by megaphone on May 1, 10 at 9:58pm

    ME TOO!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 10 at 9:04pm

    That's either a very small vibrator or a huge calculator!

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    Submitted by purpleispretty on May 1, 10 at 3:58pm

    Hahahahahava

  • Submitted by FSG on May 1, 10 at 3:05pm

    Anal = amazing.

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    Submitted by NationOfThizzlam on May 2, 10 at 12:37am

    @ 7:30, i already do...

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on May 1, 10 at 8:37pm

    Eweeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww!!

  • Submitted by kneegrodomis on May 1, 10 at 3:51pm

    In Soviet Russia semester is not over until batteries are out of vibrater into calculator

  • Submitted by centre21 on May 3, 10 at 8:37am

    Who has a calculator that uses batteries anymore?

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      Submitted by LilNerdy on May 4, 10 at 3:42pm

      You must be really dumb if you use a solar powered one... Last time I checked my TI-89/TI-83 runs on batteries. If you don't know what those are just stop speaking, ever.

  • Submitted by amonymous on May 1, 10 at 4:13pm

    Hoar

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 10 at 3:04pm

    I would be so depressed with my life of I had to use one

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      Submitted by Siress on May 1, 10 at 7:57pm

      Because getting dick is the goal of your life? God damn, I bet you couldn't even hack it through community college.

  • Submitted by kcs99 on May 2, 10 at 1:45am

    Could you possibly afford an extra set of batteries?

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    Submitted by Sarann on May 11, 11 at 9:18pm

    Excellent prioritizing