I think im going to throw up on grandma
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
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I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
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I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
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