You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
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Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
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There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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