Define "chronic" masturbator.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
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She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
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if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
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