Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
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I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
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I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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