"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
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He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
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IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
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