I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
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Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
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This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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