If i come over, it means nothing
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
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Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
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I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
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