it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
you will always have a special place in my vag
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
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