Yo dont text me then not text me
I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
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you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
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too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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