And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
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Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
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wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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