It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
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Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
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I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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